Slob and Snob, Neighbor

We've been enjoying Chinese buffets for several years and have developed an assessment system based on several factors (quality, quantity, cleanliness, service, etc.) that we believe comprise a good Chinese buffet. We're posting under the names Slob (from the Brookfield area who will focus on the quantity of food) and Snob (from Whitefish Bay who will focus on the quality of food).  Admittedly, we're not the best writers.  However, we believe our blog will be very entertaining, informative, and offer something no one else does.  Slob and Snob will rate each of the factors individually and will come up with an average rating of that buffet, along with their own summaries based on their individual interests.