Cracking Open a Can of You-Know-What for Breakfast
Tough-guy behavior appears in various forms through this week's collection of odd crime suburban news. If you consider greenskeeper Carl Spackler tough, that is.
It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD. Mom always said breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You gotta fall back on superior firepower, and superior intelligence. This version of Monopoly should have a “Stay in Jail Free” card. Did you ever wonder what it would be like to watch your car get stolen? It’s about like this. Who, exactly, is the “horrible person” here? _____________________ The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent …
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