A Good Walk Spoiled? Tasers Will Do That

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Tiger, you are away

As golf hazards go, water and sand have nothing on angry wives and Tasers.

That’ll kill your resale value

Was he seriously going to smoke that stuff later?

It’s an improvement

Based on the last item, storing dope in your underwear doesn’t seem so bad.

Hey ma, the meatloaf!

Sounds like somebody is used to getting his way.

Not even Michael Phelps

Curses! Captured just 87 nautical miles from freedom.

That wins

Any post that includes the phrase “” is worthy of this compilation.

Hey, sexy lady

Personal aside: I have no idea why this guy is such a big deal.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.