Crime & Safety
A Cigarette Today, Ashes Tomorrow
A Port Washington man was determined to finish his cigarette, but was lucky to complete that task, over the objections of police. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Forget the nicotine patch
How to stop smoking in 10 seconds or less.
Returning to the scene of the crime
This driver should consider taking the long way home.
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Never shoulda left the band
Perhaps we know what Steve Perry is doing now.
Commandments, Page 2
Thou shalt not sell grills thou doth not own.
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Mmmph mmm mmmph
Considering where some folks hide their marijuana, this seems almost quaint by comparison.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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