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MOVIE REVIEW: Snow White and the Huntsman Can't Quite Get Out Of The Woods

The second of two Snow White movies this year, “Snow White and the Huntsman” is certainly better than "Mirror Mirror," but that wouldn't have taken much. That said, it's really not that special either.

Much like Julia Roberts in "Mirror Mirror," the best element here is the villain, this time played by Charlize Theron. Her wicked queen Ravenna meets and marries Snow White's recently widowed father, then quickly kills him and takes over the kingdom. This bodes ill for everyone, as the residents become poor and desperate as a result of her tyranny, and the land quickly becomes lifeless and barren.

Meanwhile, Snow White (Kristen Stewart) is locked into a tower as a child and forgotten, until Ravenna discovers that consuming her heart will make her immortal. Now a young woman, Snow White escapes into the Dark Forest, and The Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) is dispatched to track her down. He opts instead to take her to safety, where her (very handsome) childhood friend William just happens to be part of the resistance and sets out to find her once he hears that she is alive. This results in a love triangle that feels like a cynical ploy to get more of Kristen Stewart's Twilight fans into the theater. At least with Twilight people believed in it enough to pick teams.

Speaking of Stewart, she certainly has a lot to prove here, namely that she can actually play something other than the wilting violet Bella Swan that is source of both her greatest success and criticism. So much of the movie depends on her, and sadly, she mostly fails to rise to the challenge, which results in a Snow White that is less than compelling. And if a vehicle like this can't bring the fire out of her, then we'll just have to keep looking at Jennifer Lawrence to give us a heroine worth rooting for. (“The Hunger Games” is certainly one franchise we don't have to feel guilty about enjoying.)

But as mentioned before, Charlize Theron certainly doesn't disappoint. She portrays her wicked queen as a somewhat sympathetic, yet still deliciously evil villain who has been twisted by both the wrongs that were done to her and the ones she's done to herself. (Stewart, take notes: this is called acting.) She is both formidable and impossible to take your eyes off of, whether she disposes of her foes with her magical prowess or hand-to-hand combat.

The effects are wonderful and complement the story, but it certainly doesn't help that said story can get bogged down and uneven. Some of the lines that were supposed to be inspiring feel unnecessary and the big speeches leave me wanting more, and the final battle feels too rushed after all the buildup.

The movie also occasionally tries too hard. In the first five minutes, it's mentioned that the Snow White's mother wants a child who's beautiful, yet also as strong as the rose blooming in the frost. The resulting child, Snow White, it's said, is also admired as much for her spirit as for her looks. Yeah, we all know that the fairy tale didn't give a crap about her spirit, only her looks, and she was only there to be rescued. Rein it in people, and move on. Because when they do, it can occasionally provide you with an enjoyable experience.

Grade: B-

James R Hoffa

1:30 am on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Thank you for confirming the initial feeling that I was left after having viewed the trailer for this film! What a great review!

I'll pass on catching this one in the theater and instead wait for the DVD release.

So far, the only Stewart driven film that I've been able to stomach was actually her co-starring role in 'Adventureland' (2009), although the character played wasn't much different from any of the other character's she has played. I admittedly have a soft-spot for '80's nostalgia films and that one wasn't too bad.

I think there's some potential there, but it feels like she's waiting for the perfect film to let it out. Then again, perhaps I'm giving some undeserved credit. Only time will tell.

On a side note, my favorite Theron films are somewhat of a guilty pleasure - 'Trial and Error' (1997) and 'Waking Up in Reno' (2002).

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Heather Asiyanbi

9:16 am on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

@Hoffa - "Catch That Kid" was pretty good, and Stewart played the lead there, too. I have never and will never see the Twilight films. After wasting 5 days of my life reading the first book of that series - 5 days I can never get back - I will not spend even the $2.75 at the budget cinema to see one of the movies.

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James R Hoffa

3:53 pm on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

@Heather A -

You're right - I completely forgot about that one, and yes, it was pretty good, not to mention an 'unconventional role' as far as Stewart is concerned.

I really do want to like her, but the whole Twilight craze has made her a fairly one-dimensional actress and she appears to be fine with being type-cast. While the money might be right in the short term, I see her fizzling from the spotlight in a relatively short time unless she starts moving in a different direction fast.

I think the talent is there, or maybe it isn't. I honestly don't know!

Vicki Bennett

9:24 am on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I saw Snow White yesterday and was very disappointed. Unfortunately, the trailers seem to be the best part of the movie. Watch the trailers and move on. Charlize is memorable, but she is getting older and needs Snow White about mid movie and then she's young again until the end. Why??? It's not explained. Save your money.

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Meaghan Hoffmann

3:31 pm on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I honestly wanted to like this Snow White movie. I will admit I am a Twilight fan (books and movies), but this was just not an entertaining movie. 

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James R Hoffa

3:55 pm on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

There seems to be a consensus about this film.

Thank you again Ms. Thompson for the spot on review!

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Andrea Thompson

10:23 pm on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Thanks, I try!!! The reason I gave this one a higher grade was mainly because Theron was so fantastic...you really couldn't take your eyes off her, and not just because of her beauty and the costumes...it's a shame Stewart couldn't rise to the challenge, because this movie was also about her career and proving she could play a stronger role. But they insisted upon her strength of character without really backing it up. Paul Doro of the Journal Sentinel said when Stewart put on the armor, it looked like she was "playing dress-up" and I have to agree.

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James R Hoffa

10:29 pm on Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Armor, hey?

Sounds like she was trying to channel Milla Jovovich from 'The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc' (1999). I could see it working if her heart was in it, but it sounds like it wasn't....

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