If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

‘Don’t hang up! Can I get 20 bucks, too?’

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present: The Entitlement Generation, personified.

With ‘I did it’ tattooed on his forehead

While Oak Creek police waited for a tow truck to impound an abandoned car they believe was used in several scrap metal thefts, they received the kind of gift that only comes to cops who say their prayers and take their vitamins.

Under ‘Men Seeking Abject Misery’

How many times has the phrase “I met her on Craigslist” had a positive result? Less often than it’s turned out like this, probably.

Not in these awful outfits, please

A Pizza Hut customer in Port Washington confused “funny” with “creepy” and earned the attention of police.

He slugged, she slugged

Hard to tell which bar fight was more unusual — the one in Caledonia where the woman took the pre-emptive strike, or the one in Sussex where the sober guy surprised the drunk one.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.