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Discarded Sofa Turned Into Luuuuv Seat

There were not one, but two wildly inappropriate public displays of human behavior in the suburbs a week ago. Both found their way into local police blotters, then to OMG PD.

 

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Next time, just put it on Craigslist

Don’t go digging for loose change in these sofa cushions.

Not a fan of mass transit?

Immediate raises are in order for the Shorewood Public Works Department.

Legs, thighs and one neck

Nobody was a winner at this chicken dinner.

It’s not even cold yet!

Three girls looking for warmth got some heat instead.

Is 'date' the word we're after here?

He's looking for love in all the wrong places, with all the wrong people.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Related Topics: Police Blotter and weird crime

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